This.. is the best cake EVER.



“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.



slow clap for the harry potter fandom

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guess what my new ringtone is

the different kinds of favourite characters


  1. my baby
  2. my husband
  3. my son
  4. let me ride you
  5. this motherfucker
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Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”


"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."


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u will be missed tim hodlestan :’(

Iruka’s Big Mission


Iruka sensed a familiar disturbance in the force long before the sound waves reached him and nearly shattered his eardrums.


The six and seven year olds in his classroom just gaped in confusion as an orange blur slammed straight into their resigned-looking teacher, propelling him into the chalkboard with a loud smack.

Iruka felt his eyes twitch violently as the back of his head impacted the board and chalk dust flew all around him. The dry cloud clung to his face and inserted itself in his nasal passages. Somehow, he had the presence of mind to keep his mouth shut to avoid tasting the foul stuff.

“Didja miss me?” Naruto beamed up at him, somehow having wrapped himself around Iruka’s torso.

Of course he had. Naruto had been gone two years; that was a ridiculous question. For just a moment, nostalgia made him smile.

The teenager smiled up at him. He hadn’t let go, still. His face was far too low for Iruka’s comfort, to be entirely honest. Naruto had probably just gotten too excited and dove right at where he’d last remembered being tall enough to reach. Or maybe he’d tripped and that was why he was on his knees.

Even though he’d reasoned it through, Iruka still couldn’t suffocate the burning rage that was threatening to take him whole.

Besides, if beating up a jinchuuriki wouldn’t cow his students into listening to their teacher, he doubted anything would. With that in mind, Iruka entirely let go of the calm façade.

“NARUTO!” He shouted, frothing at the mouth and kicking the genin out the classroom window like he  was a rag doll. He vaguely registered the dumbstruck look on Naruto’s face amidst the tinkling of falling glass before he leapt out the window behind his former student.

Naruto landed as gracefully as he’d expected. That is to say that he belly-flopped onto the ground like a fish, still yelling in confusion.

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Fanfiction is surprisingly conducive to introspection


I don’t think I realized just how dark my sense of humor was until I started writing fanfiction. There’s something wrong with me but I love the chapter I’m finishing working on. If no one else does, I will be so sad that you don’t even understand. It’s really hard to be Obito in chapter ten. and Aiko. But Kakashi probably has it worst, assuming Sasuke doesn’t kill him.

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what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and we’ll all converge together in a massive, fierce mass only spoken of in myth.  dont come near us or you too will cease to exist


can we include aromantics?


triforce of fabulousness


There we go, a shield to protect against the negativity

you're not exactly convincing anyone you're "indifferent" towards white people when you dedicate an entire blog to pointing out how privileged and racist-by-large they are. i'm interested to know just what goes on inside a victim complex like the multiple ones on this blog. i will gladly acknowledge racism occurs, but i don't believe racism is exclusive to any particular race. that in itself is a very racist thing to think whether your sociology professor told you so or not.



About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

I’m crying. Oh my god. So much love for this response.

What I feel is not exactly ‘love’ for people who don’t understand that ‘pointing out examples of ways in which you benefit from things you don’t even notice’ isn’t a personal attack, but at least it’s amusing at times. Yes. You figured it out. Social critique is really all about you. It’s a conspiracy by those privileged non-white persons to oppress you by making you think and feel uncomfortable, and you spotted it.

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